YOU MIGHT BE A DEMOCRAT IF …
. . . you think the real weapons of mass destruction are Bush, Cheney, and Rumsfeld.
. . . your brain sees more colors than black-or-white.
. . . you'd rather listen to a noisy chainsaw than Rush Limbaugh.
. . . you once put on a real uniform and served your country in a war.
. . . you can pronounce the word "nu-cle-ar."
. . . you are annoyed by people who strut, wink, and smirk.
. . . you understand what the U.S. Constitution really says.
. . . you believe in separation of church and Hate.
. . . you believe there's a better way to have peace than by starting wars.
. . . you know "globalism" isn't something sold by Rand McNally.
. . . you oppose Bush's environmental policy of "No Tree Left Behind."
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YOU MIGHT BE A REPUBLICAN IF …
…. you believe in individual freedom, as long as people don't do things you disapprove of.
…. you believe the best way to feed the hungry and help the poor is to have yet another tax break for the top 1%
…. you believe freedom of choice means you get to make all the choices for the rest of us
…..you believe that the sanctity of life begins at conception and ends at birth.
…..you believe the best way to create a solvent Social Security Program is to take 2 Trillion out
of the fund.
….you believe in stopping illegal immigrants, unless they work in your factory, farm or business.
…..you believe in States Rights, unless of coarse, they vote to do the wrong thing. That's when
we need another Amendment to the Constitution.
…..you believe Sadam took down the World Trade Center.
… you believe we may yet find all those Bio Chemical and Nuclear weapons.
…. You agree with our new Attorney General. The Geneva Conventions are an old fashioned
quaint idea and Torture is an American Value.
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